Noel vs Mu

For some odd reason, Noel`s alter ego Mu had split herself off from her.

What the hell why are you outside my body?

Noel yelled, looking angry with a srsfaice.

Mu stood still staring into space inside Alucard's chambers, completely ignoring Noel. Suddenly, she eyed the vampire's throne and happily skipped over to it before sitting down in it. [b]"It's so soft and comfy, just like a panda. XP"

Noel kicked Mu to get to the throne, hugging it tightly.

HANDS OFF THE PANDA! D<

Mu stood up angrily, her tags wagging back and forth before bitchslapping Noel across the room. "Screw the pandas! I have DAT ASS!" she yelled angrily.

Noel growled angyly, getting back up before punching Mu in the face.

SCREW YOUR ASS I HAVE A FLAT CHEST...!!

With that, her rubbery top vaporized, showing off those cute little boyboobs you know from 5chan.

Mu was a bit staggered by the punch but managed to counter with a kick to Noel's ovaries. Blowing on her thumb, Mu then used the power of the Azure Grimoir to increase to chest size to that of Taokaka's. "Ha! What now you gun kink bitch?"

Useing her virgin miracles, Noel`s cunt decreased in size dramaticly, causeing her wetter entry hole to become tighter than the traffic on the Wall`s Street dureing the next crisis.

THIS IS WHAT MEN LOVE THE MOST!

With so, her naked vagina was flashed into Mu´s face by her habit of not wearing panties.

GACK! was Mu's only response as Noel flashed her. With a screech, she ran off to the far end of the room, her arms flailing in panic. "LESBIANS!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!"

Noel laughed in triumph, her flat chest gleaming in glory, as a gigantic penis appeared on her crotch to proceed and rape Mu`s brains out.

You will experince what is called Newfaggot rape.

=__= <====Mu's face as she cut off Noel's oversized mutated member. "DO NOT WANT!"

Noel stuffed Mu`s mouth with it, then humped dat ass.

OHOHOHO SO THATS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.

Snapping her fingers, Mu invoked final boss hax magic to transport them to a magical land of pandas. Encasing herself in a shield of rock candy, Mu watched as the horny pandas gangraped Noel, fufilling her deepest fantasy.

Noel came buckets, but unfortunely buckets were at short supply in canada, which is why the panda`s fur was soaked and soiled, makeing them ragequit.

LOL!!!