Name: DAT ASS
Age: OLD
Spieces: IRISH
Organization: G.W BUSHES CABINET
Personality: DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
Likes: DAT ASS
Dislikes: YOUR ASS
Height: IT'S GON RAIN
Weight: FEATHERS
Abilities: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS
Weapon: WALL OF DICKS
Background: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY